I don't kno about u guys... but the best thing that i love about my G-20... is no... not the engine...
nope.. not the cool look of it... the name of it... blah blah blah...

WHAT I LOVEEEEEEEEEE ABOUT MY G-20 is.... :drum roll plz::



ALL THE MONEY I SAVE ON HOTEL ROOM RATES WHEN I HAVE SEX IN THE BACK SEAT OF IT!!!!!!!!!!

::: APPLAUD ME PLZ!!!! :::

yea it's kinda roomy back there in my p10... with the seats pushed all the way up ...

i'm pretty sure that there are cars that are roomier, but who cares, my baby does greaaaaaat...

only annoying thing is having to turn the nobs to get the seats to bend forward.. gag...

ok.. can anyone help me out cuz i really fucked up my suspension and shit... any suggestions :surprised
:evil:

I completely agree with you!!! Nothing like those soft leather seats and that automatic air conditioning!!!

Originally posted by FeRo
ok.. can anyone help me out cuz i really fucked up my suspension and shit... any suggestions :surprised
:evil:

Whoa man you musta really been tearing it up back there huh?

:p

mep

Hellz yea... but actually i just made it worst... u see...

this g20 is my first car ever... i'm 19 i had it since i just turned 17 ... i didnt really start getting into it, cuz i couldn't afford insurance till i was 18 so... blah...

so with my first car , u kno.. u make alot of dumb mistakes.. and my first dumb mistake was...

letting this huge fat 400 + pound bitch sit in the back seat of my car!!! i had no idea.. what the out come of that would be and for the past year... everytime i hit a bump or pick up speed i hear the rubbing...

i kno i kno, ur prolly thinkin what was i doing with a baby elephant in the back seat of my car... well she had 2 slutty home girls sitting back there wit her.. and me and my homeboy had no choice but to grease up the rear door and let her fat ass in...

i shoulda caught on... when we picked them up.. they were hanging out wit a couple of guys wit Honduh's and none of the guys would let the fat chick in their car.. so when she came to my car... i was like no problem.. and the guys and the Honduh's burned rubber the hell outta there :*(

dumb fat bitch... they should be illegal :-\

:confused:

.....oh, ok.....:paranoid:

Uh, welcome to the club FeRo......:nervous:

BTW, what part of Queens are you from?(I was born and raised in East Flatbush, Brooklyn.=) )

I'm from South Jamaica... i cut class today so i can post a pic of my car :confused:

i wanna move out of NYC soo bad, you can see in my pic the condition of the part of Queenz i live in.. AND i part on the street :dead:

thats why i need a new alarm... and i need a gun... and look...

in the pic i'm gonna upload.. it looks like someone tore their stash of coccaine and left a trail while passing my block...

:evil:

k the last snow storm we had in NYC i crashed into the back of a damn cadillac... so i put a temporary bumper cover on there and thats why its mismatched wit my car.. hopefully i can get one of those kits g20tdet is making.. i'm feining for it!

also i have mirror tints.. which i let this crack head put on for me thats why they are uneven.. and he also told me he was gonna customize my grill ( u cant see in this angle i will have up soon..) and he did some horrible funky shit ... it makes my grill look like a toaster oven :-\

http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/feromatic/vwp?.dir=/&.src=ph&.dnm=my+baby.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/feromatic/lst%3f%26.dir=/%26.src=ph%26.view=t

i'm sittin on rims that are slightly bigger than 17's so i call them 18's :lol:

and i'm thinkin about either dropping it or getting larger rims...
gettin those morette lights... those m3 side mirrors..

:evil:

Link doesn't work....:-\

how about now?

Very nice....:cool:
The chrome trim is a very nice touch, IMHO.=)

Originally posted by FeRo
ALL THE MONEY I SAVE ON HOTEL ROOM RATES WHEN I HAVE SEX IN THE BACK SEAT OF IT!!!!!!!!!!



Originally posted by FeRo
letting this huge fat 400 + pound bitch sit in the back seat of my car!!!

Hmmm...lets hope the two statements above have nothing to do with each other...:confused:

Hellz nah...
u made me actually get nauseous...
i kicked her fat ass out as soon as i figured out what was going on and why i kept smelling burning rubber and hearing that horrible rubbing sound.. which was like 10 - 20 minutes too late..
i was soo pissed.. but eventually her home girl.. made up for it...

which like i mentioned before only made matters worst as far as for my suspension :p

Originally posted by FeRo
Hellz nah...
u made me actually get nauseous...
i kicked her fat ass out as soon as i figured out what was going on and why i kept smelling burning rubber and hearing that horrible rubbing sound.. which was like 10 - 20 minutes too late..
i was soo pissed.. but eventually her home girl.. made up for it...

which like i mentioned before only made matters worst as far as for my suspension :p
Suggestion for next mod:
KYB AGX adjustable shocks.....MUCH stiffer than stock.:p ;)

Originally posted by dsigns
Hmmm...lets hope the two statements above have nothing to do with each other...:confused:

Here...here....LMAO!!!

wuts up fero, im in staten island howes it goin over there?

n yo your wrong on 1 thing. p10s have nooooooooooooooo room in the back seat for sex. i love my car in every way but its just too small back there for 2 people 2 mess around.

i usuly put the seats all the way down so it kinda makes 1 big bed. but some ones foot always winds up breaking one of my under dash neons... i still gotta get the passenger side fixed. fuckin dumb bitch wit big feet.


but yeah fat bitches should not be in cars. if your that fat u should walk, its good for you.

Okay guys, lets calm down on the language here....some may find it offensive...

Thats why you need to put a big sticker that reads: NO FAT CHICKS TIRES WILL RUB.....

My friend actually got his ass whooped and his Type R fucked up when we were at a hangout and he was driving around and some big redneck idiot had a fat bitch with him (excuse my language) and she got offended so he literally approached my friend with his boys when he got out and they started pouding on him (fortunate for him) we have a friend we call Vin Diesel which whooped all those guys asses, i grabbed Vin's bike helmet and hit some fucker over the head with it and knocked him out.

Our friend went to the hospital with a fructured scull (he only weighs 120lbs) and lucky for him his uncle is a detective for our county, they got the shit on tape from some kid prosecuted the idiots and now hes riding with his Type R and 30g's in his pocket while the guys are in jail for attempted manslaughter or something like that.

So dont put that sticker its not the best thing....

Originally posted by Domiken
Thats why you need to put a big sticker that reads: NO FAT CHICKS TIRES WILL RUB.....

So dont put that sticker its not the best thing....


Make up your mind! :p

LMAO....at both stories--- outtahand

Well B4 I had wrecked the Sentra I had officially retired myself from backseat grinding yo..It was just getting out of hand and sometimes the smell would linger in the car and then it was a mission to freshen it up B4 the next one caught on....

But it was fun while trying to figure out new positions-I hardly ever made it to the backseat though--I was usually up front letting who-ever it was fuck up there knees while I was sitting comfy on my back.....:lick:

What part of queens you live, FERO?

Originally posted by FeRo
I'm from South Jamaica...

out of hand and sometimes the smell would linger in the car and then it was a mission to freshen it up B4 the next one caught on....

Dude, I dunno what chicks you're runnin with, but, that smell should not linger longer then it takes to roll down the window... HA HA HA! Just playin... Ha ha !

Originally posted by G-ealousy


Dude, I dunno what chicks you're runnin with, but, that smell should not linger longer then it takes to roll down the window... HA HA HA! Just playin... Ha ha !


:lol: ....ahhhh man U know Wut I mean-the sweat and just that smell of sex in the air--its hard to hide....AIght maybe this thread is getting a little to.....:paranoid:

I know I know, I was just playin... ha ha! This thread is too funny.....

Nice G, and nice to see some more New Yorkers here on the forum. Hopefully we can finally have a full blown meet, cause I know most New Yorkers are too lazy to get off their fat azz! So keep up to date with the local meets everyone and start attending pls, its nice too see some faces once in a while. Lata...:angry:

OMG this thread is too funny! HEY FeRo if yuo want a bodykit let me know! I can get you one! :alien: :cheeky: :cool: :asian:

damnit all this fun conversation and my ass was stuck at work.. i just got off and i'm posting at freaknin 2:15 am... that sux.. this is why i can never get any work done on my baby.. but i did get some more pix...

i love you guys, i'm feelin really at welcome here on this forum thingy, and i'm still a first timer, and hopefully we could have meets and stuff.. my g20 has alot of modding to go.. but modding her is exactly what i need to keep my ass from doing something stupid like blowing a crap load of money and financing a Lexus or a BMW.. ohhh boy.

so i can save up and look fly in my g20... aka... the Mobile Motel

i got more pics right after work.. i bought my mother a digi cam for mothers day;)

and i'm abusing it taking pics of my car ... bwhahhahahaaa
i'll get them up asap

G's UP!!!!!!!!!:evil:

Ho's DOWN!!!!!!

and G's UP^^ Hey FeRo, you like fitty cent? He from Jamaica Queens.

Fifty is kinda our home town hero... but out here we don't call it that... we love him, and G-unit, they kinda represent everything that we go through out here.. its not that tuff everywhere in queens but the part that their from and on Jamaica Ave its just rediculous how out of control it can be... i'm lucky that i just moved to a block.. thats sorrounded by a bunch of Portuguese people that just don't do anything but occassionally fall off their scooters and end up way under ur mothers car or something...

Fifty is the shit, but he would have never made it with out the support of our borough cuz no one would sign him before.. and he kept underground on mixtapes that were sold on Jamaica Avenue just to get by...

Love that guy, but to be honest he needs to slow down a lil , before he gets shot up again, which he's definately asking for and he also needs to stop slackin on his music, becuz when he was hungry he was definately better...

Why'd u have to bring up 50? lol its almost as bad as getting me started on Nas :evil:

uh-oh----50---NAS.....Next thing Uknow We'll forget that we suppose to be talking about cars.....:paranoid:

Im gonna be catching 50 perform down here next weekand--Hopefully he can put on a good show UKNOW..cuz they been hyping it up like crazy

If my boyfriend (0r any past serious relationship) ever thought I'd want to have sex in the back seat of ANY vehicle to save money, he wouldn't have been my boyfriend any more...


....sex in the back seat of a car seems cheap IMHO.... not my style... and I'd never want my car to get messed up BTW

Originally posted by Chris
If my boyfriend (0r any past serious relationship) ever thought I'd want to have sex in the back seat of ANY vehicle to save money, he wouldn't have been my boyfriend any more...


....sex in the back seat of a car seems cheap IMHO.... not my style... and I'd never want my car to get messed up BTW


Ill be the first to respond (clearing throat)......Nobody actually ever wants to have sex in the back seat of a car--its just the heat of the moment and the exciteement U feel when you're doing it...I mean a hot uncomfortable back seat could never compare to a cool big spacious bed-BUT theres a feeling that having sex in your car can give U that a regular bedroom setting never can....

my .02

Originally posted by MP2050



Ill be the first to respond (clearing throat)......Nobody actually ever wants to have sex in the back seat of a car--its just the heat of the moment and the exciteement U feel when you're doing it...I mean a hot uncomfortable back seat could never compare to a cool big spacious bed-BUT theres a feeling that having sex in your car can give U that a regular bedroom setting never can....

my .02


You think thats bad, jus think if he actually had a girl with him...;) :lol:

sex in the backseat is way better than sex in the bed.. ofcoarse its way more exciting... the chance that 5.o might come rolling up... "like what are you doing"... and gettin caught.. and stuff ... it makes it a lil more intense.. u kno..

like having sex in a elevator or something.. but atleast u get way more time.. becuz if it was me having sexi n a elevator.. that shit better be on emergency brake for a good hour or 2.. i dunno wha guy out there that is proud of a 15 - 30 second quickie... cuz ... i just can't do it at that type of speed and thats just WAYYYYYY too much pressure ;)

chris try it.. u might like it... i mean its not supposed to be comfy.. i was doing girls in my backseat even when i didnt have tinted windows... in neighborhoods that was filled wit street lamps and people walkin by... and she never complained up comfort while gettin broke up... in broken-neck-seatbelt-choked position... if u want more details just lemme kno..

2 out of 3 occassions in back seat sex... i got the same response from the girls... which was...

"thank you" :evil:

G's Up!!!

Originally posted by dsigns



You think thats bad, jus think if he actually had a girl with him...;) :lol:


Monkey Bars-dsigns...after school ME and U!

:mad: :rambo: ;)

Dang DAWGS!!!! Com'on man, That's yo baby!!! Why you gonna be taking hoe's up in it and phucken them in there. THat is hella diss. It might be a supersticious thing, but phuckin in your car gives it bad luck dudes. Bad shit will start happening man. I ain't lying. Finger her and have her suck your dick, but fucking is a whole different level.:o

This is quite the risque' thread.

BTW, why the back seats only? There's plenty of room up front too you know... just slide your drivers seat all the way and she can use the steering wheel as a nice back support ;)

mep

Originally posted by mep
This is quite the risque' thread.

BTW, why the back seats only? There's plenty of room up front too you know... just slide your drivers seat all the way and she can use the steering wheel as a nice back support ;)

mep


Yea, and the car honk with each thrust...:p

mep ur the man, i never thought of that!

Originally posted by FeRo
mep ur the man, i never thought of that!

Tried & trued brotha ;)

mep

Originally posted by FeRo
sex in the backseat is way better than sex in the bed.. ofcoarse its way more exciting... the chance that 5.o might come rolling up... "like what are you doing"... and gettin caught.. and stuff ... it makes it a lil more intense.. u kno..


Till the 5.0 does roll up and it ends up in the newsletter....
Not good.(don't ask.....just trust me on this one):-\

Originally posted by MR. RYTE

Till the 5.0 does roll up and it ends up in the newsletter....
Not good.(don't ask.....just trust me on this one):-\

DOUGH! :D

OMG this thread must be one of the top 10 threads on g20.net! :alien: :cheeky: :cool: :asian:

Originally posted by TIZAO
OMG this thread must be one of the top 10 threads on g20.net! :alien: :cheeky: :cool: :asian:

as far as humor, definately, but as far as knowlegable insight, probably not... ha ha!

Originally posted by G-ealousy


as far as humor, definately, but as far as knowlegable insight, probably not... ha ha!
Yea I meant on humor! LMAO

:alien: :cheeky: :cool: :asian:

I know, I was just playin... it is funny as hell..

Let me sum this thread up, plain and simple:

-fat chicks are bad
-sex in random places is great, whether it be front or back seat of a car, elevator, laundry room of a dorm, right outside of a club (or IN the club), and do NOT forget the all-important road-head... it's all good, variety is the spice of life

Originally posted by Glowmunkey
and do NOT forget the all-important road-head... See....I dont get how you do this when you have a manual.......unless your taking a long drive on the freeway! But in da city......it dont work!


:alien: :cheeky: :cool: :asian:

woot thank god i have a automatic ... (i kno, i kno... its kinda wimpy)... but when it comes to doing certain things... it comes in handy... especially in the city ... >=D

i was trying to have sex in my car this mourning.. but the girl is still mad from last time... u see...

last sat i took this girl around 11 am in the mourning , ( don't ask why so early...) and i took her by Shea Stadium where people park their cars under the bridges to catch the game... and we pulled in and it was dark under the bridge... and only thing was there was a shopping cart full of crap...

so we did it for about 25 min... and then she looks up... and there was a dirty ass old bum standing up in the shopping cart peeping through the front window... and she freaks out ... and i'm like chill he isn't anybody ;)

i couldn't really see him, cuz i thought he was a freaking big plastic bag or something...

then they bum goes " HEY YOU FUCKING FREAKS, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! "...

and she claims she was embarrassed...

what a waste of a condom...

she didn't wanna go through that this mourning.. but imma see about tonight.. woot!

you gotta reach around her body tizao, it's really not very difficult

this is the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet ( because most of it has happened to me , ahem I mean a friend of mine )....

;)

and FeRo welcome you have officially taken Fraychild's spot as the funniest dude on G20.NET ( IMHO ):p

Originally posted by poppy_morenito
this is the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet ( because most of it has happened to me , ahem I mean a friend of mine )....

;)

and FeRo welcome you have officially taken Fraychild's spot as the funniest dude on G20.NET ( IMHO ):p
Yea thats why its so funny to me too....happend to my uh.......you know friend!

:alien: :cheeky: :cool: :asian:

Originally posted by tdog551
you gotta reach around her body tizao, it's really not very difficult


Yeah, just reach over her back, just takes a little coordination. It's really hard when you're driving a car with a high center console, such as a 92-96 Prelude or a Miata. But that's all just heresay, road-head is dangerous and I wouldn't know anything about it.

Woot! A thank you, A thank you...

Morenito, i'm just happy to be here !

i'm really here to learn from u guys... and most of to share experiences, cuz u guys prolly been around a few times more than me... and since we have so much in common i can put a little more trust into ya'z ...

Road-head owns... the trick is just trying to keep your eyes open!!!

don't get all relaxed and start nodding off while ur behind the wheel.. and don't feel sorry for the chick.. when she has to bang her tits against the middle thingy ( i dunno what they call it, where u keep ur condoms in behind the emergency brake) ...

But u kno u better off being safe than sorry... so what u do is... treat Road-Head, like a Cell phone call.. and just pull over ... make her swallow... and when ur finished just be on your way!

Also try not to laugh when she bangs her head against the steering wheel and stuff.. chicks hate that and they might wanna stop :evil:

I tried to stay away from this thread... but.... NO boring thread on this forum makes it pass 1 page.... and we're up to 3... Now this means something... :)
FeRo... you're a true Queenz dweller playa!! Representin' the Ave full force I see....
However, I'm not here to disclose about my... backseat stories.... Ahem! (clearing throat) -- NOT THAT I HAVE ANY!!!
I'm here to tell you that I've seen your G around kid :) I've seen that puppy around Archer Ave... and I also think you were trying to race me, one evening, on the Belt Parkway, right before the CIP/SSP division, a while ago...

Chris... there's nothin' cheap about bangin' in the backseat... Gotta love the outdoors... appreciate nature... the trees... the music system in the car... the uncomfortable positions... the pressure of getting caught... the slippery foggy windows... or the "top down"... :p ... and like Lloyd Banks says: "F*ck a hotel, we'll have sex on tha' road" cuz' we got "TVs, CDs, DVDs, now B*tch get on yo' knees" and remember "You can be a runway model or a silly hoodrat; Don't come on my leather, don't stain my floormats" --- 50cent underground CD, way before he got all famous :)
Okay enough with the obscenity... I do wanna remain on the G20.netPolice's good side.... right P@?.... right.....? :paranoid:
;) :p =) :lol: :D :)

I cant beleive this thread is still running strong....:p OUTTAHAND!!!

outta hand for reals! ha ha!

:PICS!:

Originally posted by ERIKbronx
:PICS!:



:lol:

Well I can help with that... FeRo... does this look familiar???
Viewer Discretion Strongly Advised... you've been warned!!
http://disney.go.com/ ... I warned you... :paranoid:


yeah boy =)

Edit: come on guys....keep this clean....

Originally posted by ERIKbronx
:PICS!:


wowowow!!!! where did those smilies come from?

Were they there all the time?

Originally posted by Fraychild
Well I can help with that... FeRo... does this look familiar???
Viewer Discretion Strongly Advised... you've been warned!!
http://disney.go.com ... I warned you... :paranoid:


yeah boy =)





:whistle:.....Ill say it again.....OUTTAHAND :surprised

LMAO...
hey we're all adults.. i'd think it would be more out of hand for a PG-13 rating to be administered... when it's illegal to drive around that age :square:

... that looks slightly familiar... but i don't love that hoe.
only porno i wanna see involve my 2 loves...
Lacy Duvall... and Miko Lee... any other porno is uncivilized.

if u don't kno either of those girls, i suggest u go on kazaa and do a search, i don't care how slutty those 2 are... i'd marry eirhter one in a heartbeat.. and make her a good girl, like she aught to be... (excluding in the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, .... car..., u guys kno what i mean)

:evil:

Salute to Fray!
Chea.. i'm always passing thru Archer.. especially to glance over and laugh at the people at the long strip of bus stops... cuz i remember being one of them and hating on people who drove by laughing at me at the long strip of bus stops!

i laugh harder not that the bus fair is $2 ... HAHA..

ANd hellz yea.. i prolly tried to race you.. funny thing is that u prolly woulda blew me out the frame cuz my car damn sure isn't ready for that.. plus its a auto... but i like to bother people alot, heh!

i go through archer daily.. and i pass parsons, hillside, liberty and all that daily.. i got hoes further down south side... and boys all the way up to north flushing...

maybe we should link up, so u can schoo a young G on what's good on whips , cuz around here i don't have too many people to look up to that kinda knowlege.. u kno us Queenz people usually stick to ourselves...
:evil:

Yeah... I know 'US' Queenz people :p

No doubt kid... we could def. hook up sometime and just chill... :lol: We'll prolly have a lil' meet coming up soon too... so we'll see about that! =)