Is that the bill collecta, comin down my street?
You see him, the fat man, you can't really see his feet?

Hope he doesn't take my ride, I only missed one bill....
Hope he don't get in that car, for sure I'd hate to kill...

Gettin closer now, I can smell the taco bell...
He tripped on that rock! Ah... I wish that he just fell...

Why's he comin to take my shit? I never did him wrong...
Should have paid that god damn bill, but then how'd I smoke my bong?

And like she needed brand new clothes, her closets 1 year old!
Cause she gives it up and then she knows for sure that I would fold....

Ugh! Bill collecta leave me be, I really aint that bad...
You take that G, and you will see, a cracker fuggin mad!

Where's he goin? Wha'd he do, forget his paper work?
Ah! For REALS, NO WAY! He's goin for some other jerk!!

hahahahhaha shut up

Originally posted by TheJestersRace
hahahahhaha shut up

Well I liked it.

Very creative G ;)

Keep your chin up man, & keep the P11 locked down tight!

mep

HEHEHE very nice G-ealousy.. how about some Haiku's? you know, short poems with 5-7-5 syllables. Here are the ones I wrote, only me would write these :P


Money means the world
If you feel you disagree
You don’t have any

Girls are very evil
They like to confuse us men
G-d makes mistakes too

Sex is delightful
A bond between two partners
I love the feeling

Life is a struggle
But I keep battling it
I will demolish

-wicked

ha ha! thanks guys... that's what happens when you're bored at work... Oh, and I didn't really have a bill collecta come for me... :nervous: Wicked- that's dope, tha'd be a good card for, I dunno, but a good card with some mean lookin picture on the front would be tight!

Originally posted by G-ealousy
ha ha! thanks guys... that's what happens when you're bored at work... Oh, and I didn't really have a bill collecta come for me... :nervous: Wicked- that's dope, tha'd be a good card for, I dunno, but a good card with some mean lookin picture on the front would be tight!


I had this idea a while back to make "Break Up Cards" or like Bitter cards for people who been dumped. I think theyd sell like crazy. Stuff like:


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But you wont be getting no flowers from me,
Cuz I'm through with you
:evil:

Originally posted by dsigns



I had this idea a while back to make "Break Up Cards" or like Bitter cards for people who been dumped. I think theyd sell like crazy. Stuff like:


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But you wont be getting no flowers from me,
Cuz I'm through with you
:evil:


LOL! How bout:

Yeah, I knew that you were skanky,
Our meeting wasn't the best of luck,
But I needed that hanky-panky,
So how bout one last f__k?!


LOL! :D D, we could be millionaires...

Originally posted by G-ealousy
LOL! How bout:

Yeah, I knew that you were skanky,
Our meeting wasn't the best of luck,
But I needed that hanky-panky,
So how bout one last f__k?!


LOL! :D D, we could be millionaires...


Man, we needa go in business together. The way I wanted them to be is like with the nice saying on the front cover with a nice picture like:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue..."

Then when you open the card the inside is there for a lil shock:
But you wont be getting no flowers from me,
Cuz I'm through with you

With like a dead rose picture or something...:p They'd be great and very useful...

Originally posted by G-ealousy



LOL! How bout:

Yeah, I knew that you were skanky,
Our meeting wasn't the best of luck,
But I needed that hanky-panky,
So how bout one last f__k?!


LOL! :D D, we could be millionaires...

HAHAHAHA, wait guys, I wanna be a millionare too lol. And here's my variation

Roses are red
Violets get plucked
Over the summer, I hope you get f*cked


go wicked, it's ya birthday..

here i sit, broken hearted
came to shit, but only farted
the toilet clogged, the water flowed
look out world, it's a mother-load


:surprised

Originally posted by dsigns
Man, we needa go in business together. The way I wanted them to be is like with the nice saying on the front cover with a nice picture like:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue..."

Then when you open the card the inside is there for a lil shock:
But you wont be getting no flowers from me,
Cuz I'm through with you

With like a dead rose picture or something...:p They'd be great and very useful...
Ha ha!! Hell ya, you send them with a single rose, the girls all happy when she opens the card at first... "Oh! Who sent me a card!? :) " she opens it up... " :tired: ....that fu_k.." LOL! That is funny D... We could have differnt sections... funny, sad, angry, mean... etc.. LOL!


Originally posted by wickedG20


HAHAHAHA, wait guys, I wanna be a millionare too lol. And here's my variation

Roses are red
Violets get plucked
Over the summer, I hope you get f*cked


go wicked, it's ya birthday..
Well, wicked, are you saying f*cked as in car gets a flat tire in the middle of no-where f*cked, or f*cked as in, you're best friend n' her under the bleachers f*cked... ? :D LOL!



Originally posted by tdog551

here i sit, broken hearted
came to shit, but only farted
the toilet clogged, the water flowed
look out world, it's a mother-load
:surprised
Open the card and on the inside (along wicked's idea):
I hope you get shitted on..

hahaha these r funny. heres one i just thought of:
rosses r red, and sometimes black
better quit ure whining
before you get another bitch slap
:evil:

haha :lol:

Ok heres a funny one fer ya:

Never before have I met anyone
with more troubles than yourself;
please accept this as a token of my sincere and deepest sympathy.

Now fuck off and stop bothering me.




Now a serious love one:

How does one fall in love?
Do you trip?
Do you stumble, lose your balance and crash to the stony ground?
Did you graze your heart?
Or is there a steep cliff, from which you float, over the edge forever?
Ahh, I know I'm in love when I see you.
I know, becasue I so long to see you.
Not a muscle has moved.
Leaves hang unruffled by any breeze. The air is still.
I've fallen in love without taking a step.
When did this happen?
I haven’t even blinked.
I'm on fire. Does this makes sense to you?
Probably not, you know. But you’ll see.
The souls burns. Its what happens.
I no longer eat, I forget to eat. Food looks silly to me. Irrelevant. If I even notice it.
I notice nothing.
My thoughts are full and furious, all I can see is the Red Tent.
“I'm in love.” I say, full of bliss
“Typically stupid choice.” The mirror says.
Smiling gleefully, “I am, though, I'm racked by love as if it were pain.”
“Go ahead. Fuck up your life. It’s all wrong and you know it. Wake up. Face it.”
“There’s only one face, is all I see, awake or asleep.” I sigh, “It is my love’s face.”
With a snort like a bull my exterior laughs at me, “How many times have we been through this bullshit? How many times have I had to pick up the pieces? For once I wish you would just stop this insanity.”
My blood begins to boil.
My soul and my faith begin to tremble in dismay. Could I be right?
What if?
My reflection looks at me in disgust.
But, then the face begins to soften.
Who is in the reflection? Could it be?
Ah, it is my true love come to rescue me.
My love’s smiling face and loving heart overwhelms me.
The touch, the smell, the electricity is to hard bear without.
My love gives me a kiss on the cheek, and the doubt melts away.
Yes, I have fallen in love.
This is where I want to stay.

Originally posted by littlerudegirl
Now a serious love one:

How does one fall in love?
Do you trip?
Do you stumble, lose your balance and crash to the stony ground?
Did you graze your heart?
Or is there a steep cliff, from which you float, over the edge forever?
Ahh, I know I'm in love when I see you.
I know, becasue I so long to see you.
Not a muscle has moved.
Leaves hang unruffled by any breeze. The air is still.
I've fallen in love without taking a step.
When did this happen?
I haven’t even blinked.
I'm on fire. Does this makes sense to you?
Probably not, you know. But you’ll see.
The souls burns. Its what happens.
I no longer eat, I forget to eat. Food looks silly to me. Irrelevant. If I even notice it.
I notice nothing.
My thoughts are full and furious, all I can see is the Red Tent.
“I'm in love.” I say, full of bliss
“Typically stupid choice.” The mirror says.
Smiling gleefully, “I am, though, I'm racked by love as if it were pain.”
“Go ahead. Fuck up your life. It’s all wrong and you know it. Wake up. Face it.”
“There’s only one face, is all I see, awake or asleep.” I sigh, “It is my love’s face.”
With a snort like a bull my exterior laughs at me, “How many times have we been through this bullshit? How many times have I had to pick up the pieces? For once I wish you would just stop this insanity.”
My blood begins to boil.
My soul and my faith begin to tremble in dismay. Could I be right?
What if?
My reflection looks at me in disgust.
But, then the face begins to soften.
Who is in the reflection? Could it be?
Ah, it is my true love come to rescue me.
My love’s smiling face and loving heart overwhelms me.
The touch, the smell, the electricity is to hard bear without.
My love gives me a kiss on the cheek, and the doubt melts away.
Yes, I have fallen in love.
This is where I want to stay.

we need to focus on the break up ones, not the i love you cards :p

*clears throat*
get out my house u crazy whore
dont make me throw you out the door
and if you dont, want to go
ure gona make us end up on the springer show

LOL...those are all hecka funny, but theres a format. The first 2 lines have to sound nice, then the inside has the punch line.

Example of cover:

When we first fell in love,
I knew our love would always stick

Inside card:

But you messed up trick,
so go suck a ... well ya know :lol:

Outside:
You're beautiful, that much is for sure,
when I see you, I get a little silly,

Inside:
But now you surely found the cure,
hopin' on that one guy's willy....

We're through....

:o :p :D :lol:

Outside:

From the moment I saw you,
It was love at first sight

Inside:

Til I really got to know you,
Thats why Im taking flight

PEACE! :lol:

LOL! We got like 6 cards started already... :D