Death Glare!

[Mautai916]

Ok.... of course we all have good pictures of our girlfrends/wife, etc. Well all of my friends say that my GF has the WORST death glare ever. Its like looking at death right in the face. Cmon guys, you kno what your lady's death glare looks like.....

[B]Before:[B]


After:




Even as a picutre when she's currently 800 miles away.... i still get chills down my spine....

[G20t99]

i get a "welcoming" feeling

[UncleShasta]

don't see any pics...but nice sig G20t99. ytmnd.com i suppose?

[Kazmi]

good Lord..I just fell off my office chair....

[saltima]

Any stare like that from a girl only means one thing. You freakin forgot your first anniversary of the day you first talked on the phone which was five days before the day you first met and 15 before the day you first kissed.

[burningsquirrels]

Any stare like that from a girl only means one thing. You freakin forgot your first anniversary of the day you first talked on the phone which was five days before the day you first met and 15 before the day you first kissed.

L-O-L-!!!

[95g ATL]

yikes...!

[Mautai916]

good Lord..I just fell off my office chair....

Tell me bout it.... been with her for 6 years...... 6 looonnngg years....

Any stare like that from a girl only means one thing. You freakin forgot your first anniversary of the day you first talked on the phone which was five days before the day you first met and 15 before the day you first kissed.

Not really.... i get that whenever i piss her off........boy i tell you.... i will NEVER do THAT again. haha


Cmon guys..... are you telling me im the only guy here with a lady that has the most deadly death glare??????? Post some up! I need some competition.... well actually.... just to make myself feel better that im not the only one out ther.... :LOL"

[hiimj0ne]

Chuck Norris trained my woman.

I don't get a death glare... Just a fist.



...or a stool.

[saltima]

Dude, I'm sorry to say but I don't think there is any competition out there. Remember, always wear cup protection. It's for you own good.

[SuperblkStalion]

^^ tahts what i was about to say. i hope i am wearing a cup when i get a stare like that.

[mustang dude]

I get that glare only twice...

It either means

1) you're dead meat...
2) take off your clothes...

[Mautai916]

I get that glare only twice...

It either means

1) you're dead meat...
2) take off your clothes...

Dude..... that is not a "i wanna have sex NOW" glare..... i would still be in shock... haha.....

[saltima]

That is definately not a "drop your pants" now look. The only way to fight death glares is with one of your own. I heard in the high mountains of Tibet a group of Shaolin monks are perfecting a defensive technique. Rumor has it that one of the veteran students left the confides of the temple before his time. His name was Yu Suk Tuo. He wanted to prove his defensive techniques were mastered so he traveled down to the valley in search of the badest, meanest death glare around. He ran into madame Hu Da Fuk. She had the stare that would make Madusa of Greek Mythology run with stone balls in hand. One night over tea and chow mein soup, Hu Da Fuk dropped a noodle on her chest from the chop sticks she held. Yu Suk Tuo laughed without fear thinking his battle attack could withstand anything death glare. Well, to make a story short, his brother monks found him in the woods sucking his thumb with one hand and the other grasping his nut sack tightly. They later found out, his ball sak was missing. There you have it. Good luck bro.

[sixnineG]

deffinitely a death glare, but the stare never bothered me, it was the nagging that came afterwards that i hated. and then the constent reminders of what you did.

[hiimj0ne]

That is definately not a "drop your pants" now look. The only way to fight death glares is with one of your own. I heard in the high mountains of Tibet a group of Shaolin monks are perfecting a defensive technique. Rumor has it that one of the veteran students left the confides of the temple before his time. His name was Yu Suk Tuo. He wanted to prove his defensive techniques were mastered so he traveled down to the valley in search of the badest, meanest death glare around. He ran into madame Hu Da Fuk. She had the stare that would make Madusa of Greek Mythology run with stone balls in hand. One night over tea and chow mein soup, Hu Da Fuk dropped a noodle on her chest from the chop sticks she held. Yu Suk Tuo laughed without fear thinking his battle attack could withstand anything death glare. Well, to make a story short, his brother monks found him in the woods sucking his thumb with one hand and the other grasping his nut sack tightly. They later found out, his ball sak was missing. There you have it. Good luck bro.

Wa Da Phuq?

Maybe your woman was also trained by Chuck Norris.