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    so i have a good one for y'all.

    I just leave downtown suwanee after meeting Kendle there for lunch.
    Drive my 2-3 minutes home. pull in my driveway....get out of the G, open the gate. Suwanee cop rolls up and says that he just got a call that "I" was picking locks. "huh", I reply. He says, "yes, you are picking locks." I tell him he has to be kidding me and what address does he have. He says he does not know the address.

    By this time, i wonder WTF is he thinking. He drives away. I park the car behind the gate, go back into the street and he drives by again. I ask him if he found the address yet....nope. I tell him, officer, look at my cars in the driveway, do you really think i'm picking locks. He looks and then grumbles something, and drives away. I remain outside. He drives by several more times and I wave each time he drives by.

    This is the same cop that pulls me over about a year ago in suwanee with the old white tahoe that was covered in mud. Profiling is what I call it.

    I think i'm going to run for city counsel or mayor next term. Should be interesting!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 95g ATL View Post
    so i have a good one for y'all.

    I just leave downtown suwanee after meeting Kendle there for lunch.
    Drive my 2-3 minutes home. pull in my driveway....get out of the G, open the gate. Suwanee cop rolls up and says that he just got a call that "I" was picking locks. "huh", I reply. He says, "yes, you are picking locks." I tell him he has to be kidding me and what address does he have. He says he does not know the address.

    By this time, i wonder WTF is he thinking. He drives away. I park the car behind the gate, go back into the street and he drives by again. I ask him if he found the address yet....nope. I tell him, officer, look at my cars in the driveway, do you really think i'm picking locks. He looks and then grumbles something, and drives away. I remain outside. He drives by several more times and I wave each time he drives by.

    This is the same cop that pulls me over about a year ago in suwanee with the old white tahoe that was covered in mud. Profiling is what I call it.

    I think i'm going to run for city counsel or mayor next term. Should be interesting!!!
    WTF, that is weird... Cops are obnoxious. We have a ton of cars at the house (all tagged and insured properly) and every time I'm outside and one drives by, they slow to a crawl and stare me down. Jackasses.

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    Gotta remember...most cops are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. If they were, they probably would be something other than cops.
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    We need to contact babel fish and have them do a p10det to english translation.
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    just coz i be brown and chillin' at the auto parts don't mean i speak spanish.

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    the official i'm a hick from Georgia thread. LOL

    Frank, you remember the old 1941 Ford 9N I got here:


    Now look at her.....!




    I'm about 90% done w/her. Just need a couple touch up's, and few little things here and there.
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    Tractor this...tractor that. You're as bad with the tractors as Gerard is with the shooting.

    Looks good, man.
    Goodbye 2002 G20 Sport 5MT
    Quote Originally Posted by robkris8079 View Post
    We need to contact babel fish and have them do a p10det to english translation.
    Quote Originally Posted by burningsquirrels View Post
    just coz i be brown and chillin' at the auto parts don't mean i speak spanish.

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    ^^^ not quite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 95g ATL View Post
    ^^^ not quite.
    Derned close...
    Goodbye 2002 G20 Sport 5MT
    Quote Originally Posted by robkris8079 View Post
    We need to contact babel fish and have them do a p10det to english translation.
    Quote Originally Posted by burningsquirrels View Post
    just coz i be brown and chillin' at the auto parts don't mean i speak spanish.

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    OH...and a solid 23mpg on the third tank of gas. It's got about 1100 miles on it. Quite happy with that...not as good as the G20...but it's got a lot more power than the old G as well.

    Can't complain about the Kia at all...other that it is a Kia. I know...no prestige about it - but zero issues thus far as well.
    Goodbye 2002 G20 Sport 5MT
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    We need to contact babel fish and have them do a p10det to english translation.
    Quote Originally Posted by burningsquirrels View Post
    just coz i be brown and chillin' at the auto parts don't mean i speak spanish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5-speed '02 View Post
    Tractor this...tractor that. You're as bad with the tractors as Gerard is with the shooting.

    Looks good, man.
    on tuesday i got my IDPA membership. today i officially showed up to my first IDPA match today to get classified. cleaned everyone out, and then shot the classifier course and walked outta there with a MASTER class certification after trying to shoot slow. guess not slow enough. whoops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 95g ATL View Post
    the official i'm a hick from Georgia thread. LOL

    Frank, you remember the old 1941 Ford 9N I got here:


    Now look at her.....!




    I'm about 90% done w/her. Just need a couple touch up's, and few little things here and there.
    that thing is looking AWESOME!!!

    the thread title should stay. it's a good title.

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    Gerard...you need to learn to screw up on command.
    Goodbye 2002 G20 Sport 5MT
    Quote Originally Posted by robkris8079 View Post
    We need to contact babel fish and have them do a p10det to english translation.
    Quote Originally Posted by burningsquirrels View Post
    just coz i be brown and chillin' at the auto parts don't mean i speak spanish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burningsquirrels View Post
    that thing is looking AWESOME!!!

    the thread title should stay. it's a good title.
    Thanks man!
    I'd let you drive this tractor, but I saw what happened when you operated a lawn tractor. I couldn't imagine 3,000 lbs of iron with weak ass brakes and you behind the wheel. LOL.

    I have to pull the drums and get the brakes working a little better. Down hill, they don't stop....flat land, you pull on my weight on them and they "slow down". It's pretty bad. The ferguson tractor will lock the brakes up on command, not this old ford. I hate drum brakes!
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    why not try jamming your foot into the wheel to make it stop turning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by burningsquirrels View Post
    why not try jamming your foot into the wheel to make it stop turning?
    great idea...but I already tried that and it didn't work.
    I do have a limp for the past 5 weeks, however.
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    Oh and on the profiling thing....that's why I don't hang out in Suwanee. I would have been in jail for many peoples crimes by now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daphenom View Post
    Oh and on the profiling thing....that's why I don't hang out in Suwanee. I would have been in jail for many peoples crimes by now.
    Original Owner '95 G20 (from 1995-2010)
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    never had a problem with any cop before. :shrug:

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    Quote Originally Posted by burningsquirrels View Post
    never had a problem with any cop before. :shrug:
    cuz u look like you are 70 yrs old. grandpa!
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    at least i'm not actually your age!!! puta!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by burningsquirrels View Post
    at least i'm not actually your age!!! puta!!
    sure......sure......
    jealous.
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