[Alex]

Sarah Lennox: [about their baby daughter] She has your laugh.
Captain Lennox: She laughed?
Sarah Lennox: Her first one.
Captain Lennox: Ah... are you sure she didn't just fart?
Sarah Lennox: [laughs] No, she's a lady.

 

[Alex]

Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation.
Sam Witwicky: A what?
Ironhide: [aiming cannons at Mojo] Shall I terminate?
Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!
Sam Witwicky: He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...

 

[Alex]

Agent Simmons: Mean little sucker, huh?
Maggie Madsen: That thing is freaky!
Agent Simmons: Kinda like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from hell, huh?

 

[Alex]

Glen Whitmann: Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it's gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they're gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don't fall for that, alright?
[Maggie rubs her forehead]
Glen Whitmann: That's why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don't touch it, you're guilty!
[exhibits up empty plate]
Glen Whitmann: I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don't say nothing.
[Agents enter the room, and Glen is calm up to the point an agent places his briefcase on the table... ]
Glen Whitmann: [pointing to Maggie] It was her! She did it! She did it! She's the one you want!

 

[XnotedgeanymoreX]

wow, you seem to be as bored as me... well, maybe just a little more bored...

 

[Alex]

I just figured I'd take one last shit in this thread since it's going nowhere.

 

[Zohaib]

since when do any of my threads go anywhere?

 

[TIZAO]

since when do any of my threads go anywhere?

I would have to know where this daymn thing started..... and where the hell it is now in order to determine if you did in fact....

GO anywhere?!

 

[Jaralaccs]

bump

I'd like to learn more about this.

 

[GDubt]

oh god...not this thread again!

Shame on you Jar for bumping this

 

[Zohaib]

there will be vids eventually. but only when i feel like it.

i took the jeep off road, this thread applies to that as well.

 

[GDubt]

vids or ban.

 

[Jaralaccs]

there will be vids eventually. but only when i feel like it.

i took the jeep off road, this thread applies to that as well.

this is relevant to my interests...

 

[trailbrake2088]

Die in a fire dude lol JK