Ok, this is what I've pieced together so far:
On Sun. night at approx. 4 a.m., my neighbor's son was piss-drunk and got mad at his own truck because it wouldn't start. Now right next to his truck is the apartment landscaping consisting of several hundred rocks ranging from 4" to 12", so this idiot decided to put a rock through his truck's windshield. Now I should mention that this won't significantly lower the value of his truck, because it's a early 80's Nissan (210?) with paint that apparently used to be red, but is now oxidized/rusted to an orangish brownish color, and that's on the parts of the truck that still HAVE paint. Oh, and there were no covers on the seats and no windows, the bumper was hanging off, etc. He was parked 3 feet away from my car, and either one of his throws missed, or the boulder (we're talking a rock 7"x7"x6") bounced and hit my hood...There's a big dent about 10x8" with a smaller 1"x.5"x3/8" deep dent in it..then the rock bounced and landed on that ridge that runs down the hood and dented that..then it bounced and landed in the middle and left dozens of scratches running down the hood when it slid off. This is so fucked-up because I take damn good care of my car, I mean this is my baby here. His mom and girlfriend witnessed it but are lying to protect him because he just barely got out of jail...anyway, the police are trying to prove guilt, (they actually were out the night before when he was throwing rocks, but no one had noticed the damage to my car) but if they can't I'm coughing up a $500 deductibe. Replacement/painting of the hood will be over $950 so at least I'm insured. It's probably going to jack up my premiums though.
Oh, and I know my car is filthy, that's because I drove on a dirt road and then it sprinkled for the first time in 3 months..however this established when the damage occured, because some of the scrapes clearly went through the rain spots, and the rain occured Sunday at about 9 p.m.
Pictures of damage with explanations..